Get your hands on some ayahuasca and slip him a hefty dose in his morning coffee. He’ll soon be shitting himself, puking, and wildly hallucinating.
2. The Peruvian Adventure.
Book a ticket to South America and forage for some jimson weed. Make sure you try their ceviche while you’re over there. Fly back to Beirut and promptly feed your beloved a bunch of jimson weed seeds, he’ll report terrifying hallucinations, blurry vision, and maybe he’ll even die. Like putty in your hands.
3. The legal approach.
Fuck his brains out and stick your finger up his ass right before he blows.
