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6 Hilarious Lebanese Twitter Accounts You Need To Follow
Are you looking for something to waste your time on while you pretend to work? Looking for some sort of entertainment while the cab driver complains about everything? Wondering why I sound like a low budget commercial? All you have to do is follow these six hilarious Lebanese twitter accounts!
Note: we’re looking to make this a regular feature to keep the fun flowing! Just tag us @BeirutCityGuide so we can check out your tweets and feature them!
1. @NinarElKak
2. @CharlyTweetin
3. @AnisTabet23
4. @Piaafff
5. @Faleflix
6. @WalidJoumblatt
Note: we’re looking to make this a regular feature to keep the fun flowing! Just tag us @BeirutCityGuide so we can check out your tweets and feature them!
1. @NinarElKak
*answers phone*
— Ninar (@NinarElkak) September 6, 2013
Alô,eh hon yala
Hamdla khedé mom
Tamem khedé 7ki mom
Bisalmo khedé mom
Ehh mne7 khedé mom
Wlk khedé mom alla yekhdik tante.
المسلسلات الخليجية:
— Ninar (@NinarElkak) December 28, 2013
-طلقني!
-طلاق ما رح أطلّق.
-طلقني!!
-طلاق ما رح أطلّق.
-أقولك طلّقني!
-أنتِ طالق!!
-تطلقني يا دجاسم؟؟
2. @CharlyTweetin
– Bonjour 7akim.
— Charly (@CharlyTweetin) July 28, 2013
– 50$.
“Ana ya mama kent labsak a7la tyeb” pic.twitter.com/t09YpXOqG1
— Charly (@CharlyTweetin) May 15, 2014
3. @AnisTabet23
*Watching a football game*
— Anis Tabet (@AnisTabet23) February 18, 2014
*Parents walk in*
*Sex scene appears*
– Ra7 mout shu mafroud ekhod?
— Anis Tabet (@AnisTabet23) June 25, 2015
School nurse: La7za ta cheflak shu fi bhal khzene pic.twitter.com/FP41fj0a1G
4. @Piaafff
I can’t believe men are still mistreating women even after that marathon we held in may
— Inédith Piaf (@Piaafff) June 25, 2014
تزيين الطرقات فوق الزبالة متل يلي برشّ parfum فوق العرق
— Inédith Piaf (@Piaafff) November 26, 2015
5. @Faleflix
ISIS Executioner: “Here’s ur last meal”
— Faléflix™ (@faleflix) May 16, 2016
Leb Girl: “Um uh mabaddé koun “that Executionee” bass ana Vegan”
[From inside my coffin]
— Faléflix™ (@faleflix) May 21, 2016
Me: “Abouna chou password l WiFi hone?”
6. @WalidJoumblatt
I was driving my New car .very efficient but slow 😂😂😂👀👀👀 pic.twitter.com/I0DVgTn9Dj
— Walid Joumblatt (@walidjoumblatt) April 12, 2016
Fortunately I am not an Extropian and I am not linked through a leather band to a Cryonic Facility 😂😂😂👽👽👽
— Walid Joumblatt (@walidjoumblatt) March 27, 2016