Lebanese politician Walid Jumblatt recently joined Twitter and essentially broke the Lebanese internet.
Jumblatt mainly dedicates his tweets to a medley of preaching about lost Pan-Arabism, answering questions from followers, sharing his dinner plans, and making sure he says, “goodnight,” every night. The politician’s quirky and oddly relatable posts have gained him 28,000 followers in under a month.
Here are our favorite Twitter moments from Jumblatt so far:
The time he verified his account in the most casual manner:
The time he excused himself for more important things:
The time he channeled Charlie Chaplin:
The time he made googly-eyes and essentially flirted with Italy:
The time we assume he fell asleep mid-tweet:
The time he chose the wrong emoticon and made sleep depressing:
The time he teased us about his dinner plans:
….Then wanted us to guess what they were:
The time he asked our permission to sleep:
The time he said he’ll call us back later:
The time he demonstrated his love for pizza and emoticons, just like the rest of us:
The time he admitted he’s not a Twitter pro just yet:
The time he showed his dog Oscar some love:
The time he killed any rumors that he was Gerard Butler/The Phantom of the Opera:
The time he got his feelings hurt and hilarity ensued: